Trucks are prohibited...but you are always welcome

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

How wonderful it must be to have a great, bushy tail

I am not cut out for adulthood. How do I know, you ask? Because during an important group meeting today I got lost in thought, staring out the window. Thinking about how wonderful it would be to be a squirrel. To climb trees all day, all the while waving and gesticulating emphatically with my fantastic tail. The only things on my To Do list would be:

  • gather nuts

  • not get run over

  • have sex

So tomorrow at 11:11, I know Exactly what I am going to wish for. So if you see a squirrel tomorrow waving its tail extra emphatically... It's me.

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